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Badly Timed Proposals: Proposal 2 - The Warthog

an-adventure-in-writing:

This was a prompt I received from a kind Anon a little while ago. I liked the idea, so here’s a ‘Proposal 2’.

The prompt was:
"Tuckington - badly timed proposals? (of any sort, sex, marriage, love, whatever)"

Tuckington (Biromantic Asexual!Wash). Grimmons.

~~~~~

“Whatever, man. We still know you’re banging Wash. Or Wash is banging you. Small details.”

Tucker sighed. Well, it probably wouldn’t hurt to tell Grif the truth of it.
"You’re all kind of right? We’re not boning though. Wash and I are in a committed, non-sexual relationship." Tucker sounded surprisingly mature when he put it like that.

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changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

(via cheekilyflirtatious)

fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

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shotgunspree:

leonard church.gif

shotgunspree:

leonard church.gif

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via texelations)

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

(Source: lucyliuism, via castiowl)

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via cheekilyflirtatious)

texelations:

"do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a little kid and never picked you up again"

texelations:

"do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a little kid and never picked you up again"

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the-darling-corporal:

Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid

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THE ACCURACY

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